You don't stay in too long....or else you die.
-Jesse, discussing the various aspects of Polar Bear swimming.

"Hey Jana, can I go down on you?" --Chris, during a floorgy. (yeah, in context, it made sense, but we're mean and laughed anyway.)

Chris: "I'm gonna get naked!"
Jana: "Well, I'm taking my eyes out, so it doesn't matter."

Josie: "...not that you're not interesting..."
Chris: "It's just that we don't have cocks."

"Owww... that hurts my imaginary penis." --Jana

"You may call it orange, but I call it camoflage." --Graylan

(from dinner tonight)
Jana: "We can break bread!"
Adam: "I'd rather pass gas."

Josie, I'm more afraid of his remark about watching a pony die and giggling... weren't you going to quote that?