Talking about our soon-to-be new Harem member, Carly, and Josie and Anna's departure to London:
Josie: "...As Jana said so eloquently when I came home the other night and Jana said, 'We're replacing you.'"
Jana: "That's not what I said."
Josie: "Okay, 'We've found a replacement for you.'"
Jana: "Yeah, that's what I said."

Reid: "We were talking about all the men we've loved."
Josie: "Ah, there was no one after Charlie Sheen..."

Chris, laying on the couch: "Mmm, I need to wakey."
Emily: "Wakey? Wakey is for fakeys!"
Chris: "Hmm. That's reason enough for me."

Note: The following is mildly icky about female products. Let the squimish be so advised.

Chris, holding out two fists to me in the hall: "Pick a hand!"
I incorrectly choose the left.
"Awww."
I correctly choose the right.
"Oh-- oh--! It's a tampon!"
Chris walks toward her room.
"Oh, wait, I was going to put that in, wasn't I."

"No, Jesse, don't make me anything. You'll just ruin it, like all the men in my life." --Josie, when Jesse offered to make her dinner.

Graylan, welcoming Jana: "Jana!"
Jana: "And I'm awake and conscious and everything!"