Graylan: "I couldn't do any your mom jokes last week. I felt naked!"
Chris: "Yeah, I did too, but that's 'cause I was naked with your mom."

Em: "You're obsessed with cocks today."
Adam: "Yes, it's a subject near and dear to my crotch."

not a quote, but...
i miss anna and josie. :(

Chris: "Pissity crap-fuck!"
Graylan: "What about your giving up swearing?"
Chris: "Oh, shit."

Emily: "You're gonna send me porn, and I'm gonna read it at work."
Jen: "You know me so well!"