Hey guys! Be the first on your block to have an I (heart) the Harem t-shirt, available now! Lemme know what you think. I have no control over prices and I wish we could have it on better shirts, but hey, we've been meaning to do this forever, huh?

"Corn is the best vegetable to eat like a typewriter"
-Em

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