(Jana makes a noise resembling what she thinks fountain coke sounds like as it tickles her senses and gestures with her hands to simulate the sensation in mid-air.)
Em: "...I'd like you to spell that, please."
Jana: "F-A-J-A-H... it's the language that it speaks. It's how the tickles communicate to each other."

Em, at the Ballard Fred Meyer: "...and I don't think you'll be wanting anything here in the Misses department..."
Chris P.: "Actually, I've been meaning to tell you... sometimes... when I'm alone, at night... I like to... talk like Jimmy Stewart."

Josie: It's the condensation!
Graylan: Mmmmm... Condom sensation...

"'Visiting the cat'...is that what they're calling it nowadays?" --Chris

"Trebeck should host Jeopardy drunk. 'And the first category is: Girls I Fucked Last Night.'" --Chris