Chris P. shared this site on IRC, and I thought you'd all appreciate it.

Totally W.A.S.P.-y Jokes About Your Mother

Kevin: "I'm hungry."
Em: "Me too. What do you wanna eat?"
Kevin: "Let's burn something."
Em, flipping on a zippo: "Oh yeah, like what?"
Kevin: "I don't know, we could have roast hand."