Overheard outside my Developmental Psych lecture...
Guy: "...and the Oracle is dead."
Girl: "Ohmigod, you're not supposed to tell me that!"
Guy: "No, no, she died in real life. I. R. L. In real life."

Chris P., reading a bumper sticker: "I love my husband!"
Graylan: "Well, why don't you MARRY him?"

Emily: "You should always remember the words to 'Big Balls' by AC/DC."
Lauren: "That's what my grandmother told me before she died."