I just found this in my notes while reviewing for an exam:

"Are we talking about hitting your brother when you're mad, or throwing kittens off an overpass?" --abnormal child psych prof

Who would even think of that as an example besides someone who's met too many kids with conduct disorder?

This is so dirty...

Em and Chris are discussing a giant poster of a COP that Chris ordered and where to put it.
Graylan: ...Did you say "cock?"
Em: Yeah, we're going to hang up a giant poster of a penis right here [over the dining room couch].
Jesse: Cool, will it be ejaculating?