It's just that we're all too busy to amuse each other lately, Josie. Sad but true.

However, there are two quotes that have been lingering on the white board for a month now; might as well post 'em.

"The best part about working with Alzheimers' patients is that they can hide their own Easter eggs." --Rachel, my friend since fifth grade who loves old folks

"Ass has died of dysentary!" --Chris P., mocking the grade-school favorite computer game Oregon Trail