Graylan writes:
Hey Emily, I just found a page of harem quotes from last september when a couple of us went to Chris's beach house. I thought they had been lost forever, but alas they are here and they are funny! Think you could post them since I have no clue what my uid/password are?

Sure thing, Graylan!
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Christine: "The pizza tastes like ass!"
Jana: "Oh, I hate ass."

Jana: "Sleep isn't boring."
Shane: "Yes, it is, it puts you to sleep."

Christine: "You elbowed me in the boob!"
Graylan: "No, you boobed me in the elbow."

Jana: "Annabing, I'm gonna be just as cute as you in a couple of seconds."
Anna: "Why? Are you getting naked?"